how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.
if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*
why do guys look so hot when they drive
cos we’re too stupid to work the air conditioning