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pemsylvania:

how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing

kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

standbyfortitanfall:

lightthefuze:

why do guys look so hot when they drive

cos we’re too stupid to work the air conditioning

grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
me: grandma you're like 80
so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

weiweipon:

returnofpowerbastard:

this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold

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